// 09.06.2007 at 9:43 am //
Islamic Pickup lines? What the Haram?
So, Being a Member of Fasad book i mean facebook, I happened to come across a group called
Islamic Pickup lines
(for all you guys/gals out there)
Astugfurillah.
Obviously i sensed fitnah at first, and as i continued reading what the group is about, i happened to come across some of these “so called Islamic pickup lines”. Mad haraam yo! Here are some examples of lines of which the group was promoting, as you can see these people had alot of times on their hand, and they are obviously real lonely….
1) 1. I’m looking for the “Made In Jannah” tag
2. Are those legs halal?
3.OMG!! I just saw part of your hair, now your obligated to marry me..
4. Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?”
5.wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah”
6. Marry me so I don’t have to lower my gaze everytime you walk into the room..
7. Girl you fine, I see that praying 5 times a day has really payed off
8. Girl when i saw you i said mashallah, then i said inshallah
9. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
10. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, “She aiight”
being disappointed and upset, i told one of my good brother’s in Islam who does spoken poetry, to write to this group with lines to make them understand, that these aren’t in fact “Islamic Pickup Lines” and they are using Islam to encourage dating or flirting as you might agree!
So Brother Harris also known as Rated Writes in Response to this issue:
I’m not going to blow this out of proportion,
with a stick or a bomb, but question is
how would you feel if someone used those lines
on your sister or mom?
if you believe, then how can you mock your religion,
with irresponsible sense of humor blocking your vision,
don’t tell me I’m too sensitive,
cause thats rubble and trash,
its sad to see, brothers and sisters disgrace
Islam for a couple of laughs,
would you sell out your deen for a dance and a date,
while kufr nations eat off the ummah dirty
hands in the plate,
our wounds are deep,
this is salt upon the blister,
brothers, you know you wouldn’t let a man
use those lines upon your sister,
this is what you cheer for?
is this what we’re here for?
is this what the sahabah’s shed their
blood and tears for,
i cant see the kitchen
but i can see whats cooking,
shatan laughing the hardest cause
this time the jokes on the Muslims,
how would the children in Palestine feel,
if they knew you used islam with dirty humor and appeal,
this is one example of putting shatan above you,
why you humiliating the only woman that loved you,
take the jokes back, this aint the path of Allah ,
a good laugh ain’t worth the mighty wrath of Allah ,
so how is the Muslim ummah suppose to win,
when we think we picking up lines
when we only picking up sin?
Mashallah, so chill with these “Islamic Pick up Lines”, When it’s time for you to get married, Inshallah Allah swt will take care of you…..
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- 1. Under Cover Sister - September 6, 2007
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subhannallah
that brother poet has fantastic skills mashallah and its good to see it being used to a good cause, to strenghthen the muslim youth, alhamdulilah.
- 2. hooria - September 6, 2007
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ii cant believe people would talk that way..
its reallie sad.. - 3. Safi --- Dua4Me.com - September 6, 2007
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May Allah reward the brother who wrote this rhyme, and may Allah reward Saad for sharing it!
Saad, I love the new look on your website, I have some recommendations for improving it, also I would like to get your advice.
- 4. Naela - September 6, 2007
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Subhanallah! First i want to comment about the poetry mashallah greatly written and well structured its absolulty amazing inshallah i hope the members/administrators of that group get the idea, its sad but inshallah we all learn from mistakes but this went way outta hand.
Ive seen this group on facebook! i was like nah chill yo islam yo
inshallah may Allah reward you Br. Saad becuase you have great talent in you and inshallah i hope you can touch every muslim brothers/sisters heart with the great wisdom and the abilities you have and inshallah i hope we all can make a difference along side with u! - 5. Saad - September 6, 2007
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Inshallah, Jazakullah Brother’s and Sisters for your support, Let’s make sure this group doesn’t expand with the haraam yo!
- 6. Naz - September 14, 2007
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WOW…..this poem is like…just sooo……..soo great!!I’m a poet myself and mashallah this person can Getttt Ittt!!!The words were just meaningful in ever part of the poem…mad respect and much props to you brother!!
Naz~
- 7. Umair Gilani - September 17, 2007
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WOW MAN HARRIS U MAAD GOOD SAAD U SHOULD PROMOTE MORE OF HIS WORK MAYBE MAKE A VDEO OF HIM RYMING AND ADVERTISE UR SITE I KNOW MAAD PPL NON MUSLIMS IF THEY NDERSTAND THE ISLAMIC TERMONOLOGY THEYLL COME TO THE SITE AND SEE WUTS UP UR SITE IS MAAD HOT MAN MAY ALLAH BLESS U AND UR FAMILY!!!!!
- 8. Gangstah_Niqabae - September 17, 2007
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What a gangstah brutha..
Them muslim pickup lines have been circulatin fo time yo but nice response there by B.Harris, totally out of order that stuff is lol salaam
- 9. john - October 3, 2007
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your religion is shit, so i s all religion, drop me a message when you die and understand,
- 10. Saad - November 25, 2007
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Inshallah Allah Guides Individuals such as John, who are speaking out of ignorance……
We have to make serious dawah.
- 11. Waleed - November 25, 2007
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I agree with umair gilani u should promote bro harris like once in a while
As fo john Im just gonna say to myself ——……chill….yo……Islam…………………….yo
ite peace - 12. aayaany - December 23, 2007
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aww mashAllah….
- 13. Trylobyte - January 6, 2008
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People are using religion for pickup lines now?!
Astugfurillah..*shakes head*
- 14. Islamsis - April 22, 2008
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First off i wanna say mashallah beautifull poem.
Yeah i Agree those lines r wrong dont even know why dem up der i mean we muslim not kufar so why we acting like dem astafarallah. But u know what the whole facebook thing is wrong i honestly there are som many pics off sisters up der with brotheres commenting on dey profiles. this is haram whats wrong with us i think ppl should open they eyes becouse at the end of the day allah is watching everthing we do dont ppl have no fear huh i guess not.
Asallam wa alakum brothers and sisiter may allah keep us healthy
- 15. creative mind muslim - May 31, 2008
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mashaAllah nice poem.
- 16. Mariam - June 11, 2008
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i’ve seen these pick up lines before and i just thought they were a joke…i’m muslim, a girl in college, wear hijab and abaya and they don’t really offend me…the thing is humor is allowed in islam…guys don’t really use corny lines like this on girls…its just to show how lame Muslim guys can be when they are trying to hit on a girl…as long as its in the context of a joke i think its okay, even though i know jokes shouldn’t have haram stuff in them either…but again as long as its passed along in an e-mail as a joke rather than someone really tring to flirt with a girl its kind of harmless. really, if someone used a line like that on me I’d laugh–really long and really hard—they’re the dumbest things i’ve ever heard. I REALLY DON’T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE…just saying humor is fine in Islam and we shouldn’t try to blow non-issues out of proportion–at least i think its a non-issue, i might be wrong–sometimes i can be a little naive…lol …GREAT POEM BY THE WAY!!! Your sister in Islam
- 17. Behzad BECC - September 1, 2008
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yeeahh DAOWWGZZZ Wathszz happening ma brothaz ænd sizdaz???
